How's My Driving

VERSE

Placed the ball on the tee - swung hard as I can
It sliced and splashed in the water
That guy at Dicks said you’re the man
And swore I’d hit em’ much farther
Teed it up again - hooked one in the woods
It bounced to the women’s tee
I guess practice swings don’t do much good
Thank God for the short par threes

CHORUS
How’s my Driving?
Don’t answer that
Four over on the last three holes
How’s My Driving ?
Can’t argue with facts
My swing’s gotten out of control
There’s a number to call on the back of my cart
That shouldn’t be to surprising
What’s the use tell the truth
How’s my Driving?

VERSE
They say Drive for show and putt for doe
The pros make it look so easy
But not for a twenty one handicap so
Bogies should count as birdies

I yell four off the tee after every shot
Til’ my partner gave some advice
Keep you head down dummy and thanks alot
These five hour rounds our nice